For too long there has not been a central place to document Zach-isms…
No longer! Finally there’s a place where everyone can get on the same page about how many liters are in two liters, if Orange Julius is better than saliva in the desert, and of course why we’re going to the butcher. Find a Zach-ism you haven’t heard before, or submit one of your own for review — it’ll be here on the website in short order!
Want access to the Zachronomicon?
Prove you actually know Zach! Ask him or the webmaster for the password.